So far people don’t recognise me. I think it’s because I’m short.
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece
this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that
- French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
- Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
- German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
- English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
- Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.
Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot
Sherlock is a show about brilliant people not giving a damn about anything.
touch her and Sherlock will give more than a damn
Touch anyone Sherlock cares about, and he’ll give more than a damn.
touch all of them and he’ll jump off a building
GO SIT IN A CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.
if you thinking touching is bad, try flicking
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear